If you are rational folk (and some tiny portion of you, we presume, must not just be whimsical drunks), you probably feel like you made it thru Bamz’ first term OK. The sky didn’t fall, banks weren’t nationalized, no one took away your guns, and no one really managed to give you socialist healthcare (THANK GOD FOR THAT). On the other hand, Barry was re-elected, so maybe he will bring about the End Of America after all! If you are sorta given to paranoia, maybe you want to check out the handy merch at the Self Reliance Expo. Water purifiers! Freeze-dried food! Underground bunkers!
Let yr Wonkette be the first to point out that, should the end times come, the chances we will want to be in an underground steel tube with our families, rather than a jaw-dropping amount of porn and whiskey, are vanishingly slim.