Social Security Administration to Employee: Who Farted?
So, some poor schlub at the Baltimore Social Security office has a bit of a flatulence problem. To make matters worse, the boss-man is now threatening to take action against said farty fellow. 
Wonkette commenters responded with exactly the outpouring of fart stories you’d expect. Do not read this thread while drinking liquids, lest your keyboard be ruined.

Social Security Administration to Employee: Who Farted?

So, some poor schlub at the Baltimore Social Security office has a bit of a flatulence problem. To make matters worse, the boss-man is now threatening to take action against said farty fellow. 


Wonkette commenters responded with exactly the outpouring of fart stories you’d expect. Do not read this thread while drinking liquids, lest your keyboard be ruined.