Hey, Humans! It’s time once again for another weird and unsettling Wonkette Sci-Blog! We are able to take up this valuable retail real estate now because Ace Political Blogger and Mammalian Protuberance Enthusiast M. Joseph Sheppard has canceled out on us, and there has been an inordinate amount of revelry among the Editorial Staff this week. This unfortunate situation will certainly be corrected soon, when they are able focus well enough again to find the Editorial Banhammer (HINT: look inside the vodka spiked melon).
Enjoy and be appalled while you can!