Hey y’all! Remember Jenna “The Drunk One” Bush? That cowgirl was a pile of good times, yeehaw! Well, she went and got married? And worked for the Peace Corps or something if we remember right we are not looking it up? And then she got a job as a “correspondent” on the Today show because fuck it, she can’t be worse than Chelsea Clinton or Luke Russert.
Well, Jenna Bush Hager had a little babby and took some maternity leave, and then she came back from maternity leave and wrote a mommyblog about it! And guess what! George W. Bush is a human-shaped monster.